Neural Lace Mesh Will Suck You Into The Matrix

A "neural mesh" that can hook brains to the Internet has been invented. Scientists have no doubt been re-programmed by an advanced A.I. Top Secret chatbot of the deep mind variety in order to do its bidding and suck people into the matrix. This neural mesh looks more appropriate for pool cleaning. Sure to help advance medicine just after the military gets their hands on it!

"[Study researcher Charles Lieber’s] backers include Fidelity Biosciences, a venture capital firm interested in new ways to treat neurodegenerative disorders such as Parkinson’s disease. The military has also taken an interest, providing support through the U.S. Air Force’s Cyborgcell program, which focuses on small-scale electronics for the “performance enhancement” of cells."

I'm not buying it.  Read the full explanation here.