Scientists Coming To Grips With Alien Megastructure Reality

KIC 8462852, otherwise known as Tabby's Star, continues to freak out astronomers as it flickers and dims in ways that defy explanation. This outer space oddity will just not behave normally and now scientists are left to urgently find a good enough theory of a non-ET nature that will put to bed the crazy notion of advanced aliens in the middle of a colossal construction project. Experts on the subject generally agree that classifying the anomaly as an alien megastructure would be the last resort, so they will continue observing the star, and collecting data to provide more insight as to what the hell is going on. Meanwhile, the advanced aliens on Tabby's Star not too long ago realized they were being watched by strange ape-like creatures and immediately sent out a fleet of planet busters for a date with Earth.

Weaponized ET Craft Surveying Nearby Air Force Base

Due to the improvements made to cell phone cameras over the years, a Dayton, Ohio couple were able to record an ET craft nearby Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. The craft's cloaking feature seems to have failed as it moved via a technological aerodynamic pattern which linked its movements to the adjacent cloud. The space ship was definitely scouting the nearby air force base and if it were not for the brief cloaking failure, the couple may have never caught this impressive ET vehicle on camera.

CIA Opens Up UFO Documents To Coincide With X-Files

LANGLEY, VA - There's no getting around the fact that aliens and UFOs are one of the most entertaining and fascinating subjects, especially for those with wild imaginations. The X-Files did a great job of harnessing the numerous themes associated with UFO-related matters and so it is super awesome that a reboot is in progress. It is doubly super awesome that the CIA decided to release a massive amount of UFO reports timed with the X-Files first new episode.

Paranormal Ghosts Wreak Havoc In Traffic

It was sometime this week in China when a very powerful ghost picked up a couple vans and a car and tossed them around like little play dolls. We no longer have to guess if ghosts can move objects as it is pretty obvious their power is limitless.

Martian Mouse Longs For Cheese

It was revealed on YouTube that a mouse is residing on Mars. Recently, a NASA rover captured an image of the mouse which was in turn observing the rover. NASA was kind enough to send along the actual video to Futureslaver HQ which we thoroughly reviewed. Of course due to the Top Secret nature of the video, we can only describe what we witnessed.

Black Knight Satellite Finally Falls To Earth?

This is an important update to our earlier report of the second coming of Christ -- original article--.

The Futureslaver Hotline moments ago received a message regarding our Christ sighting. Here is the transcript of the message:

The Second Coming Of Christ?

Ladies and gentleman, it is our honor here at Futureslaver HQ to bring you definitive proof that the second coming of Christ has, indeed, happened. In the Bible it is written, "He cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him."

Dyson Sphere Cover-Up!

Astronomers are ruling out giant alien mega-structures surrounding potential death star KIC 8462852. This is because SETI says analysis of the Allen Telescope Array data shows no clear evidence for relatively wide-band signals between the frequencies of 1 and 10 GHz.

Dyson Sphere Or Death Star

As reported in an earlier article, the coolest star in the universe with the catchiest name, KIC 8462852, was observed by the Kepler team to mysteriously lose a considerable amount of its light for prolonged periods of time and to such a degree not consistent with a giant planet blocking out light as it passes in orbit. In short, a planet the size of Jupiter could only block out 1% of the star's light, whereas at times as much as 22% of KIC's light decreases. This means a meteor field surrounding the star is very unlikely as whatever is surrounding it must be tightly interlocked - according to experts.

Stunned astronomers have looked over the data and are fairly certain that everything is in order, with no false readings. The likeliest explanation

Mega Death Star Discovery

Out of this world big news, literally! A star spotted by the Kepler Telescope back in 2009 is showing signs of life. Basically, what is being observed is a pattern of diminishing and growing light coming from the star with the catchiest name in the galaxy, KIC 8462852. Apparently, according to experts the percentage of light decreasing is on a scale much greater than, say, a planet the size of Jupiter blocking out KIC 8462852's light.

Follow Up To Report Of V-Shaped UFO Cloud

Following up a Futureslaver article titled "UFO Mocks Humanity," where it was astutely noted by the team here that a V-cloud formation was in fact a cloaked UFO poking fun at the campy made-for-TV sci-fi classic from the 80s "V,"we are excited to bring you a Futureslaver exclusive related to the intriguing story. Here is the source video from the original post.

UFO Mocks Humanity

No explanation is needed for this registry at Futureslaver. One only needs to think back to a time not too long ago, before we were connected to the Internet, when a campy mini-series about friendly aliens intent on moving in and joining humans here on Earth aired across the United States.