Autopilot Really Autonomous Sports Car Attack

Elon Musk is well known in the future tech community as the right-hand man of Ray Kurzweil (Kurzweil is the leader of the robot Armageddon). While Mr. Kurzweil is busy building the brain of advanced A.I., Mr. Musk is busy at work building the robotic death vehicles which will carry out land-based autonomous attacks originating in the well-to-do gated communities across the United States.

The team here at Futureslaver met for numerous hours and concluded after much in-fighting that Elon Musk is an Alien sent from northwest of the globular cluster of M55 in the constellation Sagittarius, near the Chi Sagittarii star group. Any amateur astronomer could tell you that is exactly where the Wow! Signal was detected on August 15, 1977.

Elon Musk's Tesla Model S has been receiving quite a bit of publicity of late regarding the autopilot features rolling out. The model, which is not fully autonomous YET, is fitted with A.I. and ready to undergo upgrades which will at first delight consumers and make the roads safer (although the autopilot lane change feature is being criticized as markedly unsafe). Whether or not the lane change feature is up to par is a moot point as in no time at all a software upgrade from what Musk terms "Autopilot 1.01" will awaken the vehicles once thousands of Teslas are strategically placed in "hot spots" to make way for a robotic siege of destruction.