Atlas Robot Plans To Kick The Ass Of Dude With Hockey Stick And Then Terminate Humanity

WALTHAM, MA - In the world of racing to create the first unstoppable killer robot, Boston Dynamics revealed the latest Atlas edition - a more smoothed out version of its previous selves. The team here at Futureslaver HQ observed this Atlas design to have much more in common with the tiny NAO robots. The new rubber-like avatar seems to allow for finer movement than the previous metallic versions.

Now about the video - it was encouraging to see the greater improvement in this edition as opposed to those in years past. However, as noted by roughly 80 percent of the comments on YouTube, the robot abuse demonstrated seemed quite odd and out of place. The guy with the hockey stick behaves as if he's itching to set up a Guantanamo Bay for robots. We advise Boston Dynamics to practice friendlier robot learning sessions and hope this video with over 11 million views and counting never gets in the hands of future advanced robots. We should assume the bully with the hockey stick footage might hurt future robot-human relations and that is something we as a species really don't need.