Thursday, May 5, 2016

Bizarro Watson

We here at Futureslaver HQ have to admit that we weren't prepared for the astonishing announcement that IBM not only is bringing quantum computing to the cloud, but also offering it freely to the public. This makes total sense when you think about it. Since the big hurdle with QC has always been cooling, why not have a centralized factory of QC with a massive cooling system and send it off to the cloud?

I won't bore you with the 1s and 0s crap, but will just point out that these computers are so fast, they make traditional super computers look like the Walther WSR160 calculator of the 1960s. So buckle up and get ready for the rise of A.I. and all the great things that will come along with it - such as new economic, political and social systems; the development of teleportation, genetic modification, age reversal, true virtual reality and ultimately the technological singularity. Feel free to create some algorithms using the IBM quantum computer in the cloud by visiting the link.

Of course, there is the off chance that some kind of Ultron robot will rise from IBMs headquarters and stomp through the cities of the world, but we will just have to keep our fingers crossed that that won't happen. What would this super-intelligent evil robot call itself, you think? Here at Futureslaver we think it would call itself Bizarro Watson.




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