Some Fuckin Moron Was Insider Trading Bitcoin Cash the Other Day

Everybody knows how stalwart and stable the cryptocurrency markets are.  Okay, so they are just a tad bit volatile, but would you argue they are any more corrupt than Wall Street?  Perhaps even less corrupt?

Did Bitcoin Peak at 20K?

Some folks, like the batshitcrazy genius, John McAfee, are betting that the big B is going all the way to 1 million.  The team here at Futureslaver put our specialized A.I. unit to work on gathering the enormous amount of data over the years to determine whether in fact BTC is going to 1 million or sticking around 14k.

Beep, boop, beep, boop, beep....................................   The answer she said was: