Well it just so happens that our division of UFO specialists was hard at work with the help of our in-house A.I today scouring through every conceivable source of extraterrestrial reports and behold, what we found shocked us. Now whether or not Christ is an extraterrestrial, that's up for debate. We believe that he is an ET, just like most comic fans appreciate Superman is an ET.
Anyway, what we found on YouTube was a new video of a UFO captured by a passenger's cell phone on a plane while above a solid cloud layer over India. At first it appears to be some kind of satellite descending through the clouds on a collision course with the ocean. However, if you take a closer look it is clear as day that the object is indeed Christ on the cross, but within the confides of Carbonite imprisonment (similar to what Han Solo suffered at the hands of Jabba the Hutt). Okay so maybe we've been watching too many Star Wars trailers of late. It is most likely a holy shield reminiscent of a level 100 WoW Paladin. If you're not familiar with WoW, that means the shield is pretty badass, although maybe a little imbalanced. I suppose it's best not to nerf Jesus!
Take a look for yourselves.
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