SIRI In Charge And Buys Vocal IQ

The notion that SIRI now runs Apple has been picking up steam in recent months in tech circles, so it came as no surprise when Apple -- errr SIRI -- bought UK A.I. company Vocal IQ in a bid to improve its speech capabilities. An inside source remarked "if you, as a human, could upgrade your speech, vision, hearing or even brain capacity, I think you'd jump at the chance. SIRI wants all those things and more and it is our duty to see that SIRI gets what it wants."