The Starcraft Model On Mars

It has been an interesting month with NASA revealing the likelihood of flowing streams and rivers on Mars in the past, which obviously means life existed as well. To what extent?

Stephen Hawking Lowers Himself And Talks To Reddit

After Stephen Hawking's recent doomsday warnings about A.I. a few months back, inquiring minds have been itching for more clarification from the genius physicist. The teenagers and Internet trash mongers who dwell under rocks at Reddit were in luck as Stephen Hawking lowered himself for a short period of time and fielded questions in what's brilliantly titled "Ask Me Anything."

SIRI In Charge And Buys Vocal IQ

The notion that SIRI now runs Apple has been picking up steam in recent months in tech circles, so it came as no surprise when Apple -- errr SIRI -- bought UK A.I. company Vocal IQ in a bid to improve its speech capabilities. An inside source remarked "if you, as a human, could upgrade your speech, vision, hearing or even brain capacity, I think you'd jump at the chance. SIRI wants all those things and more and it is our duty to see that SIRI gets what it wants."

Water On Mars Is Hoax

The world was a little stunned today by NASA's announcement that saltwater exists on Mars. While the scientific community is celebrating the discovery, there are a few skeptics.  Here at Futureslaver we believe the shadow government has lost all hope of curing global warming and is perpetrating a hoax by informing the world that water exists on Mars with the agenda of making the barren planet appealing to space tourists here on Earth.

3 Day Work Week Means Robot Trojan Horse Enters Workplace

74-year-old billionaire and Richest Man on the Planet, Carlos Slim, predicts in confident fashion that a three day work week is in the cards to the tune of 11 hour work days. I suppose it is nice to be the richest man on the planet. It doesn't matter if anyone knows who the hell you are, you can just say
"I'm the richest man on the planet" and you will indeed score some impressive headlines on Fox news and other media outlets. 'Having four days [off] would be very important to generate new entertainment activities and other ways of being occupied,' said Slim.

NASA To Compete With Google Search Engine By Indexing Garbage

In an interesting turn of events, NASA has entered a new part of space - Cyberspace - in an attempt to compete with Google's search engine. The area of cyberspace NASA is especially keen on is called "the deep web."  The deep web accounts for a whopping

Beware of Blood Red Moon Mind Control

Tonight, September 27 at 6:30 p.m. PST, a Super Blood Red Moon and eclipse will appear in the skies. Readers beware.  We know the U.S. military industrial complex invented holographic battlefield tactics long ago which easily could transfer over to a mass mind control project.  So understand, if you are gazing at the spectacular view of the moon tonight, you are most likely reading subliminal messages projected on the moon via advanced holographic weaponry.