Google "Smart Reply" Invading Emails Soon!

Google's AI which has been deep learning for just a short period of time is set to invade emails across the globe when a service Google is introducing later this week "goes live." The service is an email response generator handled by Google's AI-based program called "Smart Reply." After reading an email, Smart Reply will

App Review "Who's Down"

Google is working on a spiffy app called "Who's Down." Interestingly, there doesn't seem to be a question mark at the end of the title. So right off the bat the team here at Futureslaver HQ was a little annoyed. We met for a few hours to go over the bizarre punctuation and decided to call Google to get an official statement on the matter. Does anyone know how to get in touch with them? We tried numerous phone numbers, all of which sent us to a recorded message. There was a distinct "Wizard of Oz" vibe. Who the hell is behind the curtain?

NASA To Compete With Google Search Engine By Indexing Garbage

In an interesting turn of events, NASA has entered a new part of space - Cyberspace - in an attempt to compete with Google's search engine. The area of cyberspace NASA is especially keen on is called "the deep web."  The deep web accounts for a whopping

Ray Kurzweil Is Singularity Kingpin

In a new video released this week, Ray Kurzweil (chief engineer at Google) talked a bit about the singularity and entertained numerous technological gimmicks such as exponential growth, reverse engineering the human brain and computers harnessing "all of human knowledge" in the not-so-distant future.  The video in question is obviously a secret message to his minions who are working day and night to achieve technological singularity.